i am not staying for the weekend i am not staying for the weekend i am nOT STAYING FOR THE WEEKEND

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firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

(Source: howimetmusic)

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annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

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cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

(Source: petapeta)

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i just now fucking realized my brother left hours ago and i’m all alone and scared and hearing noises and just

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laurapancakes:

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the time he didn’t.

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donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek: get out me swamp!
donkey: aww :/
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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

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fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: panemwillfall)

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spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

image

not even risking that shit

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rundmc17:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

propose to me here

(Source: decrepitar)

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Whew! What a relief.

(Source: portall)

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

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