wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.

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radycat:

Watch and be amazed common folk! As the same fandom who hates X character trait in female character adores the fuck out of it in male character!

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» tags #... #i wanna say what fandom 
Anonymous sent: Hi! I'm trying to create an oc and in the last few days i've been looking into the mbti personalities and the moral alignments but i think they are actually confusing me more than helping. Do you have any ideas to help me out?

rphelper:

Sometimes resources for the MBTI can be extremely overwhelming. Here are some that pretty concisely and effectively describe the personality types:

As for the moral alignments, these are somewhat easier to understand if outlined in a concrete manner. Here are some resources that should help:

I hope that clarifies a bit!

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

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cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

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SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I’LL TELL YOU [nsfw version]

  • Who is louder?
  • Who is more experimental?
  • Who takes more risks?
  • Do they fuck or make love?
  • Lights on or off?
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
  • Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
  • Who comes first?
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
  • Who is more submissive?
  • Who usually initiates things?
  • Who is more sensitive?
  • Who has the most patience?
  • Which kinks do they share?
  • What kinks do they have that clash?

(Source: frommemetoyou)

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
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combeferret:

fivetail:

pyreo:

snergelly:

"bollocks" is such a funny word to me like what is a bollock

testicle.

it’s literally a testicle

are you telling me that “bollocks” is literally just the english way of cursing “balls”

are you telling me that people didn’t know that

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

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lyxdelsic:

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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